China Phone

 

سلام و صلوات خدا بر رسول گرانقدر اسلام و اهل بیت پاک و مطهر ایشان. میلاد منجی مبارک. Wife: How much do you love me ? Husband: I can't measure. Wife: No just tell me. Husband: I am like this cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you. Wife: Wow! that's so romantic. Husband (saying to himself): Thank`s God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim Cards...